Sometimes You Have to Wonder

So...after your friend get's caught stealing, do you vow vengeance against the cops who caught him? Maybe if you're in organized crime, or a terrorist government like Hamas. Only in their case, the crime was a bit more than stealing.

Israeli troops killed two Palestinian militants planting bombs near the Israel-Gaza border, a day after the army shot dead five gunmen in the West Bank city of Nablus during its biggest raid aimed at arresting militants since mid-2005.

These are the two individuals the Palestinians are vowing vengeance for. "You killed our snivelling coward members who were going to plant bombs and try and kill innocent people! Now WE KILL YOU!"

What a joke. And this is a government ole' ex-President Carter thinks we should give money to? I keep asking the question that's on everyone's mind. "How in the world did he ever get to be President?"

And in the same story:

Elsewhere in Gaza, a top Hamas bombmaker died when a device blew up as he was training militants to prepare explosives.

Forgive me if I almost bust a gut laughing when I see a story like this. Dangerous to play with explosives, kiddies, and if you make a living blowing up women and children, sooner or later, God, Allah, or even karma will come back and light a fire under your rear. In this case, that fire seems to have lit his fuse. Couldn't resist, sorry. No seriously, I can only hope that, in the final moments of this man's life, he was able to take several of his fellow jihadis with him straight to Hell.

Hat tip to Little Green Footballs for these gems...